log onto facebook for like the first time in what feels like ages and there is only morons online who i wish not to talk to. where are my friends? to be fair, none of them use facebook to talk but im bored here and i don’t have internet at home. there is a geezer next to me who is trying to talk into his shitty little headphones and has said hello no less than 100 times. I want to slam his...
all of the internet, boss? I’m in a turkish/arabic internet cafe. if you’re from round the ways you’ll be amused because of instead of all the salad on a kebab, I just want all of the internet. I am also a boss RECOGNISE
jamming in the shadiest internet cafe ever. Things are finally looking up on the university front - I’ve paid for registration and done allmy forms. SICK ONE. Now I’m going to enjoy the weekend ahead, got me a free house! Who’s down to party?! Just me?
Got chatted up a few times on my way home. 4 out of the 5 were prostitutes… Is that a good sign?
i finally have bed sheets, hurrah
Change of plan
hitting up an aperitivo pay for a drink and get the fattest munch for free. I can live with this. I’m gonna chow down like a motherfucker. I haven’t eaten proper meal since yesterday afternoon… EXCELLENT
I’ve moved into my new place in Milan - it’s good times. I think I’m gonna have to hit up the memory foam on the bed because it’s a bit hard. I need to fully register all my shit tomorrow with the university, it seems every time I go I need something else. My uni has actually been beyond useless in assisting me, they’ve only made this more complicated and worse as a...
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last night we were in some bar and the bar girls were just in leggings and corsets! You could tell that they already had lovely boobs but in the corsets it was like POW all up in your face. Anyway, we were all getting the drinks in and I was waiting, like an idiot, just to get served without making an active effort to get anyones attention. So, after like 5/10 minutes I was like, fuck this shit! I...
some people that were rolling round the casino last night had silly money
Quick thing, people that say they can count their friends on one hand… get more friends